Enbeeone3 : A Freelancer

Creative Facebook and Twitter Status Messages

by enbeeone3 on 25/06/09 at 2:20 am

STATUS MESSAGES:

• What do I mean, “inner geek”? I’m deluding myself — I’m pretty much geek all the way through.
• #thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest…
• Raised Einstein from the dead to tell him of the flaws, but forgot his brain’s in a jar elsewhere. Still, good photo op & puppetry practice.
• is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
• is new and intriguing. Be sure to watch, you’ll find it exciting.
• just ordered a wormery. Hope the postman isn’t scoleciphobic.
• is relaxed and it’s freaking him out.
• Is it possible to unfriend somebody to death?
• I mean, seriously, what is watermelon?
• , for one, would like to welcome our new insect overlords
• is driving backwards through evolution.
• would like a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, but he wants you to hold the chicken. He wants you to hold it between your knees.
• is stuck in an infinite loop.
• put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong.
• can turn the world on with a smile. He can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.
• is a big cactus with a pink flower on it.
• is neither twittering, powncing nor jaikuing this status update. I make no promises about friendfeeds.
• wanted to be a hero. He wanted the glory, he wanted the fame, he wanted the pretty girls to come up to him and say “Hi! I see that you’re good at      [wikipop]Centipede[/wikipop].”
• takes a block from the bottom and he puts it on top. He takes a block from the middle and he puts it on top.
• thinks it was something he ate.
• is inviting you to play with his touchscreen.
• never did except maybe that one time but he didn’t think you were looking.
• posts a random song lyric or movie reference in his status, thereby demonstrating his utter lack of imagination or originality. What a big fat phony.
• is thankful that vegans don’t actually have telekinesis. That’d suck for him as he doesn’t like getting flung around Darth Vader style.
• is like the Superman ofhumility.